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tarantuloid
used to do "professional reviews" but now you get uncut southern opinion take it from me that's worth its weight in solid gold
don't let my favorites fool you i'll review ANYTHING on request i just got an eye for porn and newgrounds has good talent there

john jones @tarantuloid

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Posted by tarantuloid - October 7th, 2013


i feel pretty good if anyone feels like chatting i'm open


Posted by tarantuloid - October 2nd, 2013


i am in a very tough time in my offline life so if my responses to anyone become violent i beg your forgiveness i'm not myself right now


Posted by tarantuloid - September 20th, 2013


i'm gonna miss madness day it's on a sunday and i'm not on on sundays untill i find a way to get online without the need of my local library so i want to wish my friends from newgrounds a happy madness day enjoy it for me will ya i love madness day


Posted by tarantuloid - September 16th, 2013


things are too slow around here since i don't have what i need to make animations or games or audio either all i have is rating my daily messages and my not getting off the ground critic service anyone wanna talk send me a message i'm on everyday but sunday just at different times


Posted by tarantuloid - September 10th, 2013


i know i'm no famous critic but i would like to advertise my service i am willing to give an honest rating review and if i like it alot i might even add it to my favoites anyway this is in no way some plot to earn cash i'm just tired of sitting on my ass on this site and doing nothing if you have a movie game art or song you would like a review from me on just ask and recieve


Posted by tarantuloid - September 3rd, 2013


well the stitches come out tomorrow after that it'll only take a bit for the skin to heal up then i can go to work offline and do more online


Posted by tarantuloid - August 26th, 2013


well i have a section of skin from my hand sewn up so i won't be working offline but i'll try and do a few reviews i'm officially opening myself to the public if you want me to review a piece of music art or a game maybe send me a link and wait for the rating since i'm a critic i'll give you a truthfull review


Posted by tarantuloid - August 1st, 2013


thank you newgrounds for welcoming me with open arms i feel happy here i've gotten no hate mail noone has threatened to kill me and i've even made a friend or two thanks everyone


Posted by tarantuloid - July 1st, 2013


i just need to know where all my friends first found me and if you wish please include why you sent me a request ( there is an exception if i sent you one)


Posted by tarantuloid - June 19th, 2013


hello everyone my name is john tarantuloid and why that is there i'll kindly keep to myself i'm just a guy looking for good games movies and friends i don't have any equipment so i'm basicly just a critic but a damn good one i won't hold back and am always ready to talk even if you're pissed i have some problems with my anger but i'm gonna be as nice as i can if you are interested i have fresh new ideas and always love to share i ask nothing in return just an honest opinion well good wishes everyone bya