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used to do "professional reviews" but now you get uncut southern opinion take it from me that's worth its weight in solid gold
don't let my favorites fool you i'll review ANYTHING on request i just got an eye for porn and newgrounds has good talent there

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there are three types of people who will leave paragraph long reviews in your review sections.


  1. people who care and genuinely had a paragraph worth of shit to say.
  2. people who are stuck up or being pissy and just want to dump all their thoughts noone else cares about on your lap.
  3. wannabe professionals. saying a whole lotta nothing and trying to dress it up as a whole lotta something that all coulda been condensed down to "nice lol" be it sarcastic or not.


i know this because i've been all three and my current goal is to only type a review that long when i'm in category 1. you need to learn the difference and make the distinction. it'll save you lots of time and alot of headache when it comes to learning to improve. thanks for your time, now here's wonderwall.


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