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okay so i accidentally reviewed part two first.... oops owo
there isn't much to say other than nice work the animation is clean smooth and those hips are hypnotic
but one praise from part two i can't carry is the sound it is out of sync and doesn't sound like it belongs at all
that ontop of the background really killed the mood the animation is easily five star work but sometimes it's best to not use sound

smooth great sound and a view to die for
solid as hell work
just wish the background was a little more lifelike kinda looks like they're fuckin infront of a big mural

also i LOVE the lighting

well that was fuckin different
and i gotta admit i liked it
well animated nice and smooth and that thing you did to make the dick show up was really interesting
still this could use some sound it's not really a giant issue but it was pretty much my only let down i stick to my guns on the fact no sound is better than bad sound though

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my computer has been broken for upwards of two months and has died on me three times already with me trying to write this.
but i don't care if i have to steal the hope diamond to buy a new computer to get this typed you need to see it.

your stubbornness is killing the fanbase of this game. i swear half the people now only come back to see if you finally tore your head out of your ass. i have been polite, i have been nice, and i have been fair. but i'm no fool. it's quite obvious you give ZERO fucks about your playerbase when even after constant feedback you not only refuse to change it but to even acknowledge it. preferring the EA/ activision approach of. "i can't hear you the money says i'm right lalalalalala!" i'm done being nice about this. especially when your game takes longer to load than my computer can stay on for half the time.

i and everyone else who still comes back to these review sections has told you the same fucking thing over and over. open the gallery. we don't give a fuck about your cheats that you use to strong arm people into buying into your patreon you don't even deserve anymore in my eyes. we came here for the porn. like it or not that's what most of us are here for. and locking it behind a paywall shoving your head in the sand and your ass in our face is only going to cause more and more anger until next to noone plays your game anymore.

i've been more than proper in my previous reviews but where i come from this type of thing is as good as flipping us off. and southerners don't take kindly to that.

and as for how i managed to type all of this with my computer constantly failing, microsoft office is a wonderful thing.

edit: since i managed to borrow my friends laptop to run some programs to help fix mine i convinced him to let me check the review section and i wanna comment on the whole cloud save thing. what people are saying is right. it's shady as shit that you're hiding cloud saves behind patreon. another bit of strong arming like i said earlier. but even so, i gurantee nobody who actually cared would give a single crap if you just had the gallery open so saves were less of an issue. it's just the same problem, with a different coat of paint, with the same solution. i'm begging you for the LAST TIME. don't bring the greed from everywhere else here to newgrounds. you have too much potential to squander it all like some brain dead gaming company executive. and i know you're smarter i've talked with you before. but like i said above i and i guarantee you the rest of your fans will not take kindly to being insulted like this. don't make the EA activision mistake of treating us like walking wallets. because i can guarantee you you won't find a company for the fans to bite in the ass instead of you.

i first off wanna fucking commend you for what you said in the description
WAY TOO MANY people just throw sound around thinking "any sound is better than no sound" and while i might support mute buttons and their importance bad sound can make a fatal first impression and can make someone view your otherwise beautiful work of effort as a pile of crap

okay sorry for the rant i know that was kinda out of the blue but i felt you deserved a few encouraging words
this is one of those games you play when you want something nice and safe
nicely drawn
smoothly animated
a great amount of sexy choices
obviously had some tlc put in
it's a great game through and through and worth a fav easily
me personally i woulda liked a bj option but that's just me i love what's here
i'll be dropping you a follow and can't wait to see what you come up with next

rarely do i ever see animation this smooth it didn't seem to stutter once (and my laptop (sucks so if it would stutter it'd be on mine) and your visual style is unique
also i kinda got a soft spot for rocket

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I feel like if this were playing I'd at least feel slightly better going down the wrong path

dude to me this is the best game in HISTORY!!!!! dude i almost cried this game was my life

this takes me back to my n64 games when i wasn't hunting i would watch the characters talk about this horrid event and then start saying how because of this things would get better and the fight would continue 5 stars and fav

SuperBastard responds:

Awesome man, glad you could get such imagery out of the music. Thanks!

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this is a five star piece right here
it looks like a sticker i could peel off my screen and put on my writing notebook the color pops and she has curves in ALL the right places

i also just really like that pose i dunno why but it tickles my funnybones

that's a hypnotic picture right there

the background and character mix PERFECTLY

also insert can you smell what the rock is cooking joke here

i love that hairdo i know that doesn't really seem very impactful i just love that hairdo and figured it'd be nice to hear


this is a really nice art piece the character in the center stands out yet also blends in greatly with the background (does that make sense?) it's like they were just about there business and had a sudden photo snapped of them
only thing i found weird were the hair scribbles it caught my eye mainly because one of them is off of the hair and in the background

used to do "professional reviews" but now you get uncut southern opinion take it from me that's worth its weight in solid gold
don't let my favorites fool you i'll review ANYTHING on request i just got an eye for porn and newgrounds has good talent there

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