my computer has been broken for upwards of two months and has died on me three times already with me trying to write this.
but i don't care if i have to steal the hope diamond to buy a new computer to get this typed you need to see it.
your stubbornness is killing the fanbase of this game. i swear half the people now only come back to see if you finally tore your head out of your ass. i have been polite, i have been nice, and i have been fair. but i'm no fool. it's quite obvious you give ZERO fucks about your playerbase when even after constant feedback you not only refuse to change it but to even acknowledge it. preferring the EA/ activision approach of. "i can't hear you the money says i'm right lalalalalala!" i'm done being nice about this. especially when your game takes longer to load than my computer can stay on for half the time.
i and everyone else who still comes back to these review sections has told you the same fucking thing over and over. open the gallery. we don't give a fuck about your cheats that you use to strong arm people into buying into your patreon you don't even deserve anymore in my eyes. we came here for the porn. like it or not that's what most of us are here for. and locking it behind a paywall shoving your head in the sand and your ass in our face is only going to cause more and more anger until next to noone plays your game anymore.
i've been more than proper in my previous reviews but where i come from this type of thing is as good as flipping us off. and southerners don't take kindly to that.
and as for how i managed to type all of this with my computer constantly failing, microsoft office is a wonderful thing.
edit: since i managed to borrow my friends laptop to run some programs to help fix mine i convinced him to let me check the review section and i wanna comment on the whole cloud save thing. what people are saying is right. it's shady as shit that you're hiding cloud saves behind patreon. another bit of strong arming like i said earlier. but even so, i gurantee nobody who actually cared would give a single crap if you just had the gallery open so saves were less of an issue. it's just the same problem, with a different coat of paint, with the same solution. i'm begging you for the LAST TIME. don't bring the greed from everywhere else here to newgrounds. you have too much potential to squander it all like some brain dead gaming company executive. and i know you're smarter i've talked with you before. but like i said above i and i guarantee you the rest of your fans will not take kindly to being insulted like this. don't make the EA activision mistake of treating us like walking wallets. because i can guarantee you you won't find a company for the fans to bite in the ass instead of you.