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tarantuloid
used to do "professional reviews" but now you get uncut southern opinion take it from me that's worth its weight in solid gold
don't let my favorites fool you i'll review ANYTHING on request i just got an eye for porn and newgrounds has good talent there

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decision with the help of a commenter

Posted by tarantuloid - April 25th, 2019


if there's one thing i love about this website it's how people stick the fuck together like glue!

on my last post i said how i was dropping my "professional reviews" and i am that's never coming back instead what you get now is my unbiased souther opinion

no hitting bullet points

or making sure i mention how good this is or can't forget how good this looks

no that industry shit isn't me and i was stupid to think it ever would be but that's alright i own up to my mistakes and i use them as a blade to carve my way forward (yeah i'm still a little bit of an edgy weeb some shit never changes)

i think these new reviews will be much better for me and the creator of the reviewed content

rather they know it or not

this change might not be nice for the creator side of things real me is mean as a rattlesnake with a tongue of solid steel but i do have feelings i'm not some grumpy dickhead who just angrily yells at people...well i mean unless i'm angry but i'd like to think i have enough brain cells to rub together to cool off before writing a review

or not

that's part of the fun~

i don't know what will happen!

and you know what after all that professional review cleanliness that feels really fucking good

see you in the review section and beyond!


Comments

Uhhh...okey doke, I guess. Try not to be abusive and do actually cover the aspects of the submission. The point of a review isn't just to tear someone down.

yeah i got a little too excited there i'm still gonna cover the important shit i'm just not gonna go down a friggin bullet list with it like i used to

although reading this post after my hype died down kinda reminded me why i friggin made the damn thing tbh so i'll see how that goes but what i was trying to get across was i'm gonna let my reviews flow more naturally since it used to be i'd crank em out like a robot my goal is to make them feel more natural and maybe give em some of my own personality